https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/19391137/#19416523>>19420206After Sheila Foster vacates the karaoke stage, they call the next singer, and a tall woman in armor who is somewhat familiar to certain wrestling fans bustles to the stage. It is, of course, SHEE6, the taco-loving knight! She takes the microphone and addresses the crowd as her song starts up.
>"Mine greetings go out to you this fine evening, good interlocutors of the beach bar! Mine Good Girl Points are once again at an acceptable level following mine destruction of the parade float, and to celebrate I am here at the unseasonably warm beach, consuming alcoholic drinks and preparing to make an evening's entertainment of song! Kind fellow patrons, I beseech you - lend me your ears!" SHEE6 sets her drink aside on a wooden rail and begins singing in a boisterous, mezzo-soprano voice.
>"Got a packet fulla quarters, headin' to the ARRRRcade!">"I have a lot of money, but I'm bringing everything I saved!">"I've got a canvas on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too">"I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue!"SHEE6 stops to yell out encouragement to the crowd.
>"SING IT WITH ME, KIND LISTENERS!"After exhorting the audience to join her, she belts the chorus out at the top of her lungs with extreme exhuberance.
>"CAAUSE I GAWT PACK MAN FEEEE-VARRR!!>"DRIVIN' ME CRAAAYYYZEEE!!>"I'VE GOT PACK MAN FEEEE-VARRR!!">"GOIN' OUTTA MY MIIIIII-IIIIIIYYYYIIIIIND!!"