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>be canadian
>wake (me) up to the tune of canadian anthem and calls to prayer
>get out of bed and get interrupted by a couple of poo-in-loo scam callers
>say sorry and give them your credit card number anyway out of politeness
>walk into kitchen
>trip on bag of milk
>say sorry as you get up
>make breakfast poutine
>eat some breakfast poutine, put rest into pocket
>suckle on bag of milk to wash the food down
>chinese landlord bursts to house
>screams for five mirrion dorra rent
>give him the five million dollars and 1 cent
>landlord hunches down, grins, and runs away
>get ready for the rest of the day and head out
>temperature is 2 degrees higher than the forecast projected
>melt
