Quoted By:
>be me
>37 years old
>see this thread
>read the greentext
>start shitting my pants uncontrollably
>shit is loud
>mom runs into my room
>starts to yell at me
>can't stop shitting all over my room
>dad runs in
>starts yelling
>slaps the shit out of me
>can't stop shitting
>write this post while shitting and parents yelling at me
>need to get out of the room
>open the door
>sit on the floor
>me and my parents start walking the dinosaur