>>11020030I would*
>>11020026Not just any diarrhea, peasant. The stool of an albino doe. I remember the expedition well, as well as the 15 brave men and women that joined me in my hunt for the elusive creature. Danger lurked in every corner, and we spent many sleepless nights lying in wake, wondering what terrible beast would come for us in the wilderness; a 400 pound grizzly, 6 foot beavers, or, god forbid, a pack of wild Canadians could come down from the mountains and tear us to shreds. As the days past, we were running low on food, and many of the men were starving. One of our men dropped dead, but no one wanted to eat him because he was
>blackSo we carried on. Eventually we found the doe, frolicking in the moonlight snow and shitting everywhere. I made sure to put a hole through the stomach of the creature, and there was a mighty banquet that night. We feasted on her flesh until the only organ which remained were the bowels of the animal, which I emptied into my spare Gatorade bottle. And there it sits, waiting to cure those infected with the gay.
