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>be me
>college
>date this one chick, but still haven't fucked her the year we were together
>feelsbadman.jpg
>break up
>year later meet up with her
>go to club, things are getting frisky
>get back to dorm
>start making my move
>take panties off
>it's a fucking amazon forest down there, canopy, howler monkies, whole nine yards
>fuck it, gonna get laid, close eyes and go down on her
>2 minutes in notices there's some hard particles I've been licking
>open eyes
>turns out she wiped her ass the wrong direction
>literally eating shit
>penis.exe has experienced critical failure
>mfw I can never go down on a girl ever again, even if she is shaven
>mfw I'm still traumatized
