Quoted By:
Any funny family stories? I have one.
>be 14yo in 2006
>mom learns that my 12yo sister is wearing thongs to school
>parents can't make her stop
>they assign me to "thong patrol"
>mfw I have to check my sister's pants every day to make sure she's wearing panties, not thongs
>every time I catch her wearing a thong, I get $10 to make her change her undies
>chaching.mp3
>end up making $9,500 over four years, not bad
>turn 18, want to leave for college
>mom freaks out because nobody will be home to panty-police my sister
>delay college, stay a NEET at home for two years so I can inspect my sister's ass until she turns 18
>only make $150 over two years... fuck this
>2012, finally ready to start college
>end up attending the same school as my sis
>drop her off at her dorm
>without thinking, look inside her pants, just like I have every day for six years
>she's wearing a blue lacy thong
>mfw nobody gives me $10
Stuff like that really makes you homesick.
