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>be at friend's place because he was going to have a party
>grill some meat and have fun
>it's 7pm (when the party was supposed to start) and nobody had shown up
>fuck it I'll start drinking
>me and another guy finish a fireball
>gf calls me
>go outside to talk
>kinda cold so I stand next to the grill
>back turned towards it
>back is getting pretty hot
>turn around
>back is only getting hotter
>look over shoulder
>fucking flames coming off my shirt
>tell gf I'm on fire and I'll talk to her later
>hang up
>take shirt off and put it out
>become sad because I bought it just a few days earlier
>finish a bottle of vodka by myself because I'm sad over the shirt
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