>>16434491It's a shame no police department would hire him. It's like his body was pre-made in the idiot cop form from birth. I can practically see this guy wearing navy blue (or khaki) sitting at a desk and eating doughnuts for the next 40 years. He would also have the giant "bat belt" complete with key ring sporting nearly 100 keys. He would be a nice (do nothing) cop in a small town where he's also the dog catcher, the vice mayor, and the dead animal removal technician.