>>18092671Assuming this isn't a LARP
First Option: Spend $XX,XXX to willingly butcher yourself and end up killing yourself because nobody wants to fuck an axe wound or sit on a franken-dick made out leg skin.
Second option: Skip all that torture and just kill self.
Both options end the same way so let me propose a third.
Third Option: God is real. He loves you even though you are a fucking retard, and his son will bring out the best in you and protect you from satan. Go to church and save yourself. Live a great life. I'm praying for you.
