>>21268433>Be Medusa >Straight chillin’ in your swaggy dungeon crib>Lifeisgood.jpg>Hear a voice coming from behind you:>”OH MY ZEUS SHE’S SO ATTRACT—ACK!”>Turn to see some Ancient Greek soiboy staring lovestruck at you.>The moment your eyes land on him he’s frozen solid in stone, his face forever preserved in an OMGSISA expression>His group of dungeon crawler buddies scream like little girls and run away, calling you a monster and saying they’re gonna get some dude named Perseus to come and kill you. Kinda feel bad for her TBQH, she literally did nothing wrong.
