>>8128272Aliens have been avoiding Earth for the past decade. Sightings are almost nonexistant in the United States. That is because for the last ten years I have been on a hunt for Alien vagina.
Whether it's a cornfield in the middle of Poland or a Nuclear silo in New Mexico, if an alien pokes her big black eyed head out I am there and I am going to try to fucking nail her.
You think this is a joke. It is not.
I almost hooked up with this reptilian girl in Geneva but was utterly cock-blocked by Fabiola Gianotti who somehow managed that snakey slut into some hardcore scissor action and totally cut me out. I fucking hope CERN gets vaporized by a high energy event by the way Fabiola you fucking dyke. Bullshit.
Anyways what I'm trying to say is that mankind need not fear any cosmic threat as long as my alien-smasher is capable of maintaining an erection
