>>20459635ok heres your real answer. you may think there are 0 young people in church and less young women in church than young men. thats correct, however, the number of young Christian men is even smaller - theres just one, me. when enough old people die God will send His angel to get me out of here before He destroys this land like sodom or pompeii. there are girls in church who think of themselves as Christians and there arent young Christian men for them because there are no young Christian men other than me. so instead of very few choices you have many choices if you can convince the girls that youre a Christian. you will be lying of course because youre not a Christian youre a heretic and a blasphemer in many ways that i could detail for you. but women are stupid and one of them will believe you and marry you.
put in your online dating profile "im tired of hooking up. the Lord thought you were worth taking up the cross for and i want to see you the way He does". this will lyingly signal to the stupid girls that youre not just on a quest to get as many ring muscles around your dick as your dick is long and also lyingly signal that you get too many ring muscles around your dick because theres nothing that a girl likes more than a dick thats already pushed other girls shit.
you will proceed to pretend to have read the Bible by quoting the beautiful prophesies of hope and a future from Hosea and basically pretending to have all the wisdom of solomon regarding women. you will meet her mom, go to her great aunts funeral, buy a bunch of statues of angels with misquoted Bible verses on them to decorate your house with, and one day you will have sex in the missionary position with the intention of getting her pregnant.
