>>12896900>this poster is a Victorian please ignore him/her/xirYou will never be a real Bugatti. You have no W16, you have no quad turbos, you have no 267mph top speed. You are a shitbox Fiero twisted by sheet metal and rivets into a crude mockery of Frank Götzke’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your manufacturer is disgusted and ashamed of you, your passengers laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Enthusiasts are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even kit cars who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your wheelbase length is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk boomer to buy you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your mildew-encrusted interior.
You will never be fast. You wrench out a pathetic pull on every single highway on-ramp and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the slowness creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll blow a tire, snap oversteer, and plunge into the cold ditch. Your builder will see you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll send you to the junkyard with your real name, and every part puller for the rest of eternity will know a Fiero is under that sheet metal. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a frame that is
unmistakably
a Fiero.
