>>16789262I LITERALLY CAN'T GO BACK BECAUSE I'LL BE PUT IN DEBTORS JAIL (EATEN) AT THE BOARDER BECAUSE MY JACKASS FATHER DESTROYED MY CREDIT AND USED ME TO JUSTIFY HIS OWN ENDS. I literally was used to created a cursed bank account and then revealed that the Swiss Frank is a fucking AI and you should invest in the swiss frank if you want cool shit.
>the account should be closed because I'm technically not even registered in MY OWN GOD DAMN GAY ASS KOKIRI FOREST STARTING ZONE. I'm banned from one of the funest places on the earth because of you faggots. I should just get the account details so you can leach "money" out of it more for fun, non of the cards fucking work for me because I got FUCKED. Literally said goodbye to switzerland because they thought it would be fun to make me impotent and sterile.>you will never know the joys of riding the suicide booth toilets on or near marktplatz right next to a fucking cannible eating areas. If you are brave enough, don't think standing on the toilet will save you, a literal trap door opens outward over the toilet to clean the bowl fully while the floor is also cleaned (and then the floor gives way and the body is collected for eating MUAHHAHAAHAH) >>>/x/ 