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Dogs are for people with fragile egos who like to have a stupid mutt around to feel superior to. Normies just love trotting their emotional slave-beasts out on walks letting them shit all over the place and talking to each other like fags, and then going home and letting their shitty mutt bark all fucking night and pollute the whole neighborhood with screechy gay sounds. Cats are silent killing machines who will protect you from mice and keep you on your toes, they will only love you if you deserve love. Women love dogs, and women are the niggers of gender. You wouldn't pet a nigger, would you? Get a cat, you dummies.