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Buy used Camaro. Put picture of yourself in front of said Camaro in dating app. Don't ask which I don't know Tinder whatever.
Soon a pajeeta will contact you. Several pajetas. You aer white you have Camaro.
thursday; "Come down to Bar None on Saturday night and meet me there".
friday; "Are you going to be at Bar None tomorrow night? I'll be there with my frenz".
Saturday 10PM; "i'm at Bar None dancing with my frenz. I'm getting drunk
Saturday 11PM. "I'm at Bar None and i'm getting pretty drunk. I don't think I can drive home. Come down and drive me home. We can talk then".
Sunday 1:30AM: "You coming down now? I'm really drunk feeling slutty, need to fuck"
You then descend on Bar None and pick her up and decide how foul her cunt stench is and whether or not her huge schnozzola will get in teh way when you slam her flabby ass.
Easy Peasy as the Russian hipsters say.
Lookit that crowd; all gooks and pajeetas, ugly dogs living the dream of strutting their stuff on the disco floor and being hot bitches the thirsty incels are panting for with their tongues dragging on the floor.
You can do it brother. I can't. I don't want to perma stink up the upholstery in my Chev Celeb Eurosport station wagon. I have to drive to work in that pos you know.
