>>1137635Dahnald. I have news.
My latest expedition to Antarctica turned up dry, except for a single artifact that suggested that the true secrets of conservatism lie in several places around the world.
One of these places is in the vast deserts of Africa, Dahnald. I'm on my way to find the legendary Saharalegates.
I'm at the edge of the desert now, Dahnald. I can see the long and lonely inhospitable miles ahead, alone. With nobody but me and my single camelegate.
Wish me luck, Dahnald. I'll let you know what I find.