>>2010852Man i got some stories ay.
I'm the cring lord
>be me>>2007>going to by a new xbox controller>walking to the game store>sister and cousin tag along>lagging behind>gut feels like shit>rumble_in_the_jungle.png>i can feel the gas of the sun in my gut>spicy dinner has come back with vengeance>sister looks back and asks if I'm ok>i grab my gut and moan in pain>cousin tells me to hurry up>keep walking making my way down town>main street>people everywhere>I'm waking slow, holding my gut>walking like i have a stick in my asshole>i look up to my sister and cousin>they keep walking in front>like watching the light get farther away>one more grumble in my gut>no>please>i beg of thee>i let go>fart>oh thank fuck>then like a spiral from hell>my ass lets loose>everyone stops>my cousin, my sister>the crowd>the fart now becomes a shitstorm>wet and hot>like i just got hit by a bullet in combat>feel it going down my leg>ohfuckyes>I'm in bliss till the stink hits me>back to reality>i stand there like a deer in the headlights for a full 30 seconds>felt like an hour>start running for my lifeThat day i lost everything and the 100 bucks, my controller and my guts.
I might type some more.
