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History, art, culture, human achievement; these are all anathema to the fantasyfag. It fears what it doesn't understand, lashing out in anger as it scurries away.
Who are Trajan or Lucullus? Who was Chandragupta? Hannibal Barca, Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar, Tamerlane? Alien names to the fantasyfag. No, the only names this lover of fairytales and bedtime stories knows are Brog Bloodspill and Halibothor Elflord, imaginary figures from his game of goblins and orcs.
Pity the fantasyfag, if you even bother to think of them at all.
