>>4492150British people speak in caps
>uses advanced knife finder to find knives.>KNIFE TRACKED CONSTABLE XE>ALERT ALERT, Extremely deadly object found, Sending GPS co-ordinates>THANKS GOVNA TEAM BONG IS ON THE JOB>WEEEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO, SCREEEECHH>RIGHT XE BONG KNIFE IS JUST DOWN HERE...>BLIMEY BONG, ITS IN THE RIVA>OH NO ME MUMDAD JUST WASHED ME CLOTHES>BUT XE BONG WE MUST STOP THE EVIL KNIFE FROM COMMITTING BOX CRIME>YOU"RE RIGHT BONG. I MUST BE BRAVEmean while in LONDON
>ديفي إنفيديل>BOOOOOOOM>HE was JUST a 14 YEAR old BRITISH boy AND it WAS within CULTURAL reasonsJudge lets him go
Back to BONG river
>HERE I GO BONG>GOOD LUCK XE BONG>ARRGGGHGHGHGH THE WATER, IT'S COLD I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS>YOU CAN DO IT XE BONG I BELIEVE IN YOU, TRANSGENDER PEOPLE CAN DO ANYTHING*sips tea*
>FOKEN HELL I GOT IT>I'm ON MY WAY BONG>I TOLD YOU COULD DO IT XE!!>XE BONG THIS WILL GIVE YOU A PROMOTION FOR SURE, YOU ARE FAR LESS PRIVILEGED THAN I SO YOU DESERVE IT FIRST AS I AM A WHITE STRAIGHT DEMI WOLF-KIN, WHICH IS GREATER IN PRIVILEGE THAN A TRANSGENDER FELINE WHITE BONGAnd so Xe bong go their promotion and there is one less knife off the street and all native brown bongs are in the street rejoicing.
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