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hello bant
i am going to tell you a secret that i have never told anyone
i have a room, and inside the room is a hefty safe
what could be inside the safe?
the truth is, the safe is empty. all my valuables, guns, drugs and sensitive documents are stored inside the tube television, a mere 8 feet away from the safe, tucked underneath the circuitry and mounted on the inner side of the casing
it's big, it's hideous, and noone would dare steal it (even if it would fit out the door). it's 50 inches, and most people would kill to get rid of it, if they were unfortunate enough to own it. little do they know, if they were to get a screwdriver and remove the casing, they would find many dollars, among other things
aren't i clever?