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>Get home super drunk
>Whip out laptop
>Look for something hot to jack it to
>Pass out
>
>A few days later package for me arrives
>Open it up
>Absolutely full of stuff like lube, butt plugs, ball gags, etc
>holy shit what the fuck
>Memories come flooding back
>Realise I ordered all this stuff while I was drunk
>Holy shit how am I going to hide all this from my housemates
>Start stashing it under bed
>
>Wake up
>It's just the morning after
>Didn't order any sex toys
>Relief washes over me
>But also disappointment that I don't have all those sick toys
Anyone else get really confused about what's a dream and what's reality sometimes?
