>>10296011I think you may be a fraud, an amateur of the anal arts
I've been practicing my anus relaxing skills for quite some time and I probably have a fair few years more experience than you. I've unlocked anus abilities you probably don't even know exist. Relaxed is NOT completely tight, it is open for surprise attacks, such as what you think is gonna be a fart but turns out to be a shart. They creep up on you when you least expect it. Makes me feel sympathy/empathy for the token Americans with poop all over their butt, although I dunno if that happened at home or while they were out and that's sort of important a little bit. But not really because buttblasts can happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime
RAISE AWARENESS!
DO NOT RELAX YOUR ANUSES!
