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>be Chinese
>wake up at 3am
>breakfast: 5 packs of cigarettes and powdered elephant tusk for strong penis
>get into car and drive off
>see elderly woman with her grandson on sidewalk
>veer onto sidewalk to run them over
>check rearview mirror
>kid’s still twitching
>hit reverse and finish the job
>get on highway
>sit in 3 day traffic jam surviving on cigarettes and roadkill soup
>arrive at shoe factory in time for my 18 hour shift
>spend all day praising glorious leader Xi for wonderful life
