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>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
