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>Be me
>129 pound African leopard
>Attempting to bring MyCatchOfTheDay™ up my tree
>Hear rustling in the bushes
>GodDamnLions.iso
>Spear hits tree
>"what the fuck?"
>Ooga booga thing #1 begins running at me with a club
>DefensivePostureEngage.png
>I start snarling and swiping at the shit-scented mongrel who was currently swinging his inferior weaponry in my face
>I notice Ooga booga #2 emerge from the bushes and steal my hard earned thomson gazelle
>I pounce on ooga booga #2 and bite his neck, crushing his windpipe
>I pounce on Ooga booga #2 with the attempt of biting his jugular
>whole tribe of Ooga booga things start throwing rocks while aggressively clicking
>NotWorthIt.exe
>I bolt off into nearby tall grass
>Make plans to come back and scavenge the remains
>I start watching them taking turns shoving their tongues up the gazelle's anus
>Whoops, never mind
>Marabou stork lands next to me, I presume it wants some of the left overs, but the poor thing doesn't know they've been contaminated
>Oppurtunity.rar
>I get into belly crawl position and start sneaking up on the unsuspecting dinosaurian
>"before you kill me, feline, I have a riddle for you to solve"
>"Go on"
>"Why do gorillas always appear to be frowning?"
>"Why?"
>Because in ten million years, those "things" over there are what they'll become."
Fuck niggers, man.
