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tfw
>hosting a friend from europe in my californian apartment
>he has had a long flight, asks to use the restroom
>he's in there for a long time.
>he comes out, "So, I don't get it -- do Americans just have dirty assholes all the time?"
We are truly an inferior culture until we get bidets. On the other hand, it feels very masculine to be covered in my own shit all the time.
