>>9009464> op is not gay but is a faggot for posting this> fuck i'm a faggot for replyinghave a pie crust recipe. so simple even OP could do it:
>> /pol/pot/pie>> american measurements because fuck you that's why>> 1 cup all-purpose flour> 1/3 heaping cup shortening or lard (or cold butter)> 1/2 tsp salt> roughly 2 Tbl cold water (you don't want the mix too wet, just enough to incorporate all the flour)>> mix flour and salt> cut shortening/lard/butter into mixture with a fork, making pea-sized lumps of flour/shortening> add water in a little bit at a time, tossing with a fork (DON'T MIX, you'll activate the gluten and make tough crust, you faggot)> pour onto floured surface> form lightly into large ball> cut ball in half, put one half on top of the other> form into ball again (DON'T KNEAD, YOU FAGGOT)> repeat 4-5 times MAX> let chill in fridge>> preheat oven to 400 F> when chilled, use rolling pin and roll out into crust> this recipe makes 1/2 of pie shell> make 2x for top and bottom> size up or down as needed> lay bottom half of the pie crust in the pie pan> add fruit pie fillings (or chicken pot pie filling, or diced communist hearts)> lay top half of crust on top> work your way around edge, pinching between fingers (THERE ARE FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF THIS, YOU FAGGOT)> trim around edge with knife> for extra internet points, gently wrap the edge with tinfoil so it doesn't brown too much> bake the pie 35-45 minutes or unti it's the shade of brown you like (NOT LIKE YOUR MOM'S ASS THOUGH THAT'S BURNT)> eat pie, and enjoy the fact that although you might not be gay, and are definitely a huge faggot, YOU MADE PIEthe end
