>>20022449Edit: I changed something because I thought it would be funnier.
Edit 2: I'm thankful that as of this moment, the person that made the original comment has 193 upvotes, and my reply has 200 upvotes. I would like to thank my four dogs, Chelsea, Winston, Bella, and Brute. They give me the will to get up and clean their shit every day. And then post shit on reddit.
Edit 3: Holy shit, this is my 4th most upvoted comment on Reddit. My 3rd is 222 upvotes and this is 221. I also realized my top comment ever on Reddit is 400 upvotes and literally only 9 words and doesn't even have a link or picture added to it.
Edit 4: To the guy that said "Stop with the edits man." This is my moment in Reddit spotlight, and you will NOT take it away from me.
Edit 5: This is now at 293 upvotes. If it gets more than 407 it will be my most upvoted comment/post of all time.