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>Be Finnish
>Walk out to bus stop in -40 degree temperatures
>Stand 40 feet between the two next people at the stop
>Only peatmallets don't smoke so I grab some rööki outta my pocket
>Smoke 6 cigarettes at the same time so I can be Dana White röökijaba
>Go to work
>Boring day at work, go on 4chan and shitpost about Svierge being cucked
>Day is done
>Go home
>Drink 100 Karjala and drown my sorrows
>Smoke more rööki
>Go online and laugh at peatmallets
>Drink 2 liters of vodka that I went to Russia for
>Finland is winland best country
>Go on 4chan
>Go to /bant/
>Be American
>Get shot
