>>21212065With euro bidet:
> clean your ass like “normal” with wads of paper in your hand like a goddamn monkey>Hop on over to the bum sink and then manually clean your asshole with your hand>dry off with more toilet paper or communal hand/face/ass towelVersus the Japanese bidet
> hop on a nice warm seat customized to your preference> Active carbon ventilation means not one molecule of stink goes into your bathroom> use pleasing, warm water and whatever angle pattern and pressure you wish (see remote control)> don’t even get me started on the oscillation and pulsation modes> use the warm air dryer if you wish> use maybe five squares of toilet paper to dry off and you’re doneThe whole apparatus pays for itself in toilet paper cost in about five years. I was laughing so hard during the Covid toilet paper wars
