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>be me in criminology class
>we're learning how to break free from a criminal who has taken us hostage
>teacher tells us to get a partner and act this out
>it has to be boy and girl
>i partner with this random girl
>the teacher tells all the boys to use elemers glue and glue our dicks, representing the hostages, to the girl's bare foot, representng the criminal, and break free
>i glue my dick to my partner's foot
>everyone breaks free easily, but i'm struggling
>everyone is staring
>a student reveals he replaced the elmers glue i used with idustrial glue as a prank
>we have to order a solvent from russia, which takes 3 weeks to arrive
>mfw my dick is stuck to this girl's sweaty and smelly bare foot, with my dick getting stomped on with every step she takes
>solvent finally arrives
>we use it
>the same person who replaced the glue reveals that he replaced the solvent with a special military glue strengthener as a prank
>to this day, i never got my dick unstuck from this girl's foot
