>>11899009that really shifts my noggin gears
like way back in december of 2019 I've been looking at random doujins on exh and like there was this one doujin where the guy dies and his dad comes to console his gf and they end up fucking and she says something along the lines of "I'm glad hes dead now I can have a better version of him" and ths guy just slaps her with his dick cuz it's his son afteall and jizzes all over her
I mean I should've saved it just for the duckslap as it's s comedy gold but like the whole story makes narative sense, the father really doesn't have any other prospect of getting a young girl at peak of her womanhood and the girl has no other adequate manner to fill the hole her bf left after he died but like also it makes you wish to be the father od the son because father can now fuck young meat till he dies basically and the son got to fucking die in the first place shich is a great thing in and of itself
yours only makes sense if the gf was a bitch and he revenged her by fucking her mum "hehehe I fucked your mom last night" and the mom doesn't care because to her she can just feel young meat inside her again
>rhreateningwell it's not supposed to, it's a letter opener/apple pealere at best (though I don't peel apples and if I did I wouldn't eat them)
it's a novelty item, a family jewel if you will, I will either gift it to one of my female friends or hopefully to a brown tomboy gf.... no wait if shes brown and tomboy and a gf smchances she'd be my gf are near zero
I don't know okay???
