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>[Some other pissant company has just run a show, but Thea Thority is in the ring ready to be the reason MILLIONS change channels!]
"Ladies and gentleman, what a show we just saw! Some unsanctioned action; two newcomers going to war; the return of the Spirit of the WWA; a shocking upset; and a cemented status at the top of this company! Congratulations to all our winners, and I expect huge things on the rebound from all of our unsuccessful competitors!
"But the fun never stops around here, and we have another huge show to come with five more matches, including the in-ring debut of one of the newest signees to the WWA Dojo, when Huldra Heifer battles the sinister Kobra Kaii!"
"Speaking of the WWA Dojo, we will see two current trainees battle it out in a match all about respect, when Paule B. Coupe faces Little Beaver!"
"There will be a huge tag team contest, as former WWA Tag Team Champions Bubblegum Crisis battle the Rat 'N' Cat Connection for the first time ever!"
"Not to be outdone, after several tense back and forth conversations and a purported kidnapping in a diamond-encrusted car, Dia Mond will finally clash with Kasumi O'Brian inside a steel cage. There will be no escapes, and only pinfall or submission will seal the victory for either competitor!"
"Finally, in our main event, the rapidly rising star and former Dojo trainee in her own right Carmody Jefferson, with Dojo graduate Sola Fire at ringside, will face former Intercontinental Champion of the WWA, Nikki Kade, who will have the recently returned Spirit in her corner! The war of words between these two has recently been taken to new heights, but the tie for talk will soon be over."
"It's going to be a crazy show, Waifumaniacs, and we hope you don't miss a thing this Sunday!"
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"But... that's not all."
