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I remember that time Eric and I went to some guy's apartment after jiu jitsu. The guy turned on a red light while we were smoking a bowl and Eric started talking so gayly, it was so gay. How about Sam and Martin from the Marines? It was Martin who came and planted those pills on me when I was on the dock outside the ship. Later, they fell out in front of my NCO on in the ship's berthing area. Then my room got searched and I had a lot of contraband in there.
You see, as much Eric is the one who has "a weird fascination with inner thigh flab," has a sister that wouldn't agree to go out with me. When I was about to see Dr Sanne for the first time, while the "nurse" "Joel" was getting me hyped up about my theory and I think I saw his sister in a USAA commercial on the TV in the day room. I had become a USAA customer when Eric recommended them to me. Then I got passed off from Joel onto Dr. Sanne and she asked about my theory. She was less receptive and she criticized me for not being able to hold my mind still when I had to say, "Well, first you have to understand...," because as I was repeating what I told Joel, I thought of a better way to present it to someone who had no idea about math. She did not consider that I was repeating myself because it was complicated and I wanted to make a fine point, and she said I was unable to deliver a direct line of rhetoric. She is evil and I hope her whole coven of Hyderabad Satanists get nuked.
