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>be me
>having Thanksgiving dinner with family
>dread this every year
>sister comes home for college with her new boyfriend
>of course he is a nigger
>she introduces me to him as I refuse to look him in the eye and growl
>super liberal uncle comes up to me says "hey sport another year where Trump doesn't incite an insurrection guess he is too busy trying to fuck up this country huh?"
>I refuse to respond
>his Jewish wife comes up to me and says "I know you don't like me anon but I hope this year you can find it in your heart to accept me"
>I murmur "kike" under my breath
>mom says "Thanksgiving dinner is ready"
>she asks us to go around the table and say what we are thankful for
>my sister starts saying she is thankful for finding new love
>I roll my eyes
>my uncle says "I am thankful that my country is finally waking up to a tyrannical racist fascist leader who only lives to serve the rich......well almost everyone" and glances over at me
>my sister's boyfriend nods and high fives him
>my mom says she is thankful for family and all the great food she cooked and then looks at me
>I sigh and say "I am thankful for the kikes ruining this country, for them tricking my sister into thinking that it's normal to date a nigger and for the republican party caring more about Israel, Ukraine and corporations that feed us this GMO goyslop that is all over this table than to protect our basic freedoms"
>everyone gasps in shock
>my aunt looks at me with a death stare
>the nigger boyfriend shakes his head like a fucking baboon
>my mom cries saying she worked hard making all the food and it isn't slop
>my dad gets fed up and screams to me to go to my room
>I say "gladly" picking up my plate and leaving
>"WITHOUT FOOD" he says
>I stamper up the stairs and slam the door in my room
Everyone is crying now. I can hear them arguing through the floor. My uncle is actually suggesting to them a kike therapist I should see. This is how my thanksgiving is going, how is yours?
