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>UPTOWN GIRLLLLLL!
Kasumi is stumbling out of a bar, with a bottle of whiskey.
>SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER UPTOWN WORLDDDDDD!
Kasumi sings out to the empty streets. A teenager darts past and steals the bottle out of her hand. Kasumi looks at it confused for a second before she darts after the teenager and takes him down in a tackle. Adjusting her legs to pin him, the kid struggles for a bit.
>Thought you'd be a badass huh?
Kasumi says before the teenager throws a solid right hook, knocking Kasumi over. Kasumi glares at him running away, speeding after him. After a few seconds Kasumi tackles him and the bottle goes flying. It shatters, Kasumi grabbing the kid by the neck with her fist drawn high.
>...You're fucking boring."
Kasumi slams him into the nearby chain link fence, while laughing.
>Like pick purses and steal booze all day, but that shit only gets you so far! You wanna be a real motherfucker? BEAT THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE!
Kasumi shakes the chain link fence behind the kid, staring daggers at him. Her laughing goes so long the kid tries to escape before Kasumi puts them in a sleeper hold.
>I've been there. Cardboard beds and what not. Quit being a cunt though and it'll get you a lot farther.
Kasumi releases the hold, before pulling a bunch of 50 dollar bills behind her and throwing over her shoulder, walking away.
The teenager stares at her walking away before scooping up all the money she left.
>Stop being a retard.
Is all she said walking away.