>>19928130About 3 months ago, I got a part-time weekend job at the local movie theater for this reason. Lots of highschoolers work there. The girl teens are hot. The guy teens - my only potential competition - are mostly losers. Definitely no Chads. My manager, a 55 year old black woman, told me that two of my female coworkers have a crush on me. She won't tell me who, because she said "that's nasty - ain't no one goin' to jail here." So, now my mission is just to figure out which two.