>>8755772Well, except for the fat ass, this is like a nightmare I keep having, where I get home from work, and there's a shapely, delicious looking woman washing the dishes at the sink.
I go over to her and carress her softly, saying, "honey, I'm home..."
Then she turns around, and instead of a human face she has the face of an ape.
I wake up screaming, covered in sweat...