>>9780812Kek no you won't and no you don't larper.
The government doesn't give a singly solitary fuck about who preps or what they buy, unless is restricted weapons, terrorist related shit, or nuclear material.
Yes they keep a record of practically every interaction that takes place on the internet
No there isn't a Fed or soldier assigned to watch tentacle porn with you.
Suffice to say if you do something in the future, there's an entire database of your entire life online for prosecutors to pick apart.
T. InFo WarRiOr with glow level clearance who shuffles numbers around all day.