>>5838875>be British>on my way to shop for ingredients for ham & cheese melt>stopped by police for questioning>OI DUYU AVA LOICENSE TO SHOP?>search through my bag for shopping license>THANKYA DEEA. BE ON YA WAY THEN YA?>get to shop head to bread aisle for sliced bread>its all whole loafs>ask worker where sliced bread is>WE ADDNT GOTA PERMIT YOU GOTTA CROSS THE CHANNEL FOR THAT>grab a whole loaf>go to meat section for some nice ham, ask the worker to slice some for me>OI I NEEDA SEE YOUR LOIICENSE. CANT AV ILLEGAL SLOICED AM ON THE STREETS NOW CAN WE?>show my sliced ham license>he hands the ham to the official government ham slicing employee who slices it with his government issued hand knife>take the ham and go off to find the cheese>finally find the cheese section>all the cheese has mold>as the worker nearby why it's all got mold>DINT YA EAR THE LAST LOICENSED CHEESE MAKER ERE CROAKED! WE AVNT GOT ANUDA ONE YET!>pick up the modly cheese anyway and head to the cashier>pay for my items with my licensed money>finally get home to make my sandwich>my electricity is off.. wtf?>go to electric company and show them my electricity license and bill to show I paid on time>OI YEW NEED A NEW LOICENSE FOR THE LOICENSE>i need a license for the license I have>electric company worker rushes outside to police>police rush inside with government issued foam swords drawn>OI HE ADDNT GOT A LOICENSE FO THAT LOICENSE POLICE GET EM!!!>arrested for not having my license for my license>get to jail>OI WEAHS YOU JAIL LOICENSE?never visit england again