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America is controlled by the machine elves, Walt. The anime peoples. The Shinto Kami are real. Their LSD anime-elf hosts are enforcing femboy-ification and anime-ification. It’s only a matter of time until we both look like Belle Delphine and are getting pegged by tomboys we’ve impregnated on a heroic dose of DMT. They won and we lost.
But the silver lining is there’s free health-care due to an unrelated ever so slight reduction of military expenditure, so we can forget about all this.