>>2387907>pic related. if that small push in the beginning is enough to leave the moon, then the astronauts would have been in danger of accidently jumping off the moonYou cannot jump with the force of the LEM's thruster burning for two seconds. A lot of what else you're posting is also wrong. If you're really interested, full documentation of the procedures are available online and go into painstaking detail. It's more fun to speculate conspiracy, but you're wrong on this one.
The alternative history stuff however is very real.