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Stop peeing while sitting down. It's a jewish plot to demasulate you and to give you ass cancer.
Ever since I stopped sitting down I stopped sequeezing every time I took a piss and my shits when from mush to solid again, in about a week or two. Just take a shit when you have to, don't squeeze, just get up again instead of forcing it.
You might think I'm joking but I'm not.