>>18232674[Corn Girl is overwhelmed with Nikki's warm embrace and tries to compose herself.]
>Edible wha-[Corn Girl thinks to herself.]
>*Okay, keep it cool Corntney.* >*OMG NIKKI KADE IS HUGGING ME!*>*Okay.*>*You don't want to embarrass Miss Sapphire and yourself.* >*But what the shuck is a dildo?*>*Think!* >*You don't want to sound like some country bumpkin.*>*. . .*>*AHA!*>*It must be what Irish people call corn.* [Corn Girl speaks out.]
>O-Of course they're edible ha ha!>Cornell Family Farms grow the best dildos around!>I mean I-I practically eat dildos for breakfast, lunch and dinner!>And sometimes, I even take a small dildo to bed and leave it in my nightstand just in case I get a hankering for it in the middle of the night![Corn Girl smiles at how well she thought she was assimilating with her new city slicker friend.]
>In fact Cornell Family Farms has won the Biggest Dildo Award at the State Fair for 12 years straight!>Not only that, but we've also won the Longest Dildo Award for 5 years in a row ever since Old Man Cobb sold his Dildo Farm to those Orientals!>They never could produce dildo as big as our Prime USDA and FDA Approved All American dildos![As Nikki retains her tight grip on her, Corn Girl manages to give a thumbs up and a smile to Sapphire.]
[Corn Girl and Nikki are helped up by Sapphire.]
>Oh, Miss Kade, that's really mighty kind of you and if you.>If Miss Divine and the rest of the Angels are even an eight as nice as Miss Sapphire has been telling me then I'd be the luckiest girl this side of Spaghetti town to call you my friends[Corn Girl smiles at both Nikki and Sapphire.]
