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>So it's been nearly a week and thus far no one has had the courage to issue me a challenge
>Which I suppose is reasonable given that I'm something of a living legend
>A super power of the squared circle
>While I wouldn't go so far as to call myself Lakshmi made flesh I won't stop YOU, the fans that make up the WWA galaxy, from calling me Lakshmi made flesh
>So how do I go about finding an opponent? How can I possibly find someone with the bravery and ovarian fortitude to step foot in the ring with me? Well I've given it a good deal of thought actually
>I considered feeding bowl after bowl of vindaloo to my prospective challengers and giving a title opportunity to the last to succumb to Delhi belly
>I thought about setting them on the tracks in front of an oncoming train, seeing who'd be the last to flinch
>In the end I settled on a battle royale
>You know I've participated in many waifu rumbles over the years
>Sure, I've never actually won a battle royale, but I've come close! And now you can have the honour of coming close to the intercontinental title
>How many entrants will there be? WHO will the entrants be? I'll let you girls sort out the particulars
>After you do, come and see me
>Then you can experience the power of thousands of gods, millions of cows, and the hottest peppers ever cultivated for yourself
