>>21446106Girlfriends are for teens.
Wives are for boomers.
Children are for Mexicans.
Hobbies are for the unemployed.
Vacations are for lazy asses.
Retirement is for the weak.
Healthcare is for communists.
Americans have this weird masohistic pentient worldview where the good things are for other people. Suffering and making money is all there is to those people. That's why they're all on meds or drugs.