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So let me get this straight
>big bang
>earth exploded into existence along with everything else
>bunch of water asteroids hit earth to give us water
>some nucleotides spontaneously existed in some puddles
>puddles got hit by some lightning and the organic compounds got mixed just right to make life
>million years later we got some tad pole
>algae shit evolved along side with it in the pond so that the tad pole would have some shit to eat
>tad pole was tired of eating in it's pond so it instinctually knew over millions of years it needed to grow some legs to walk over to the above ground vegetation
>that vegetation evolved from some algae that also evolved from puddle shit at the same time the fish did, the algae somehow washed up ashore and over millions of years it turned into grass and trees
>produce off spring over billions of years, eventually your off spring splinters off into a different species
>you could never reproduce with that previous species but through mutations you can create another species some more for infinity
>That new species animal needs to rely on it's cousins to evolve into the exact same species so it can breed with each other to make more of said new species
>im expected to believe all of this at face value that my grand dad was a tad pole in a pond that got hit by lightning
>if you think divine creationism makes more sense you are an idiot and anti science
........evolution bros.....how do you respond? did i get anything wrong? is a tad pole not actually your great granddad?
