>>7482975I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. *HONK* Says he's depress-*HONK* *HONK* Says he's depressed. *blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* Life seems harsh and cruel. *slaps you with rubber chicken* Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. *sprays water from fake flower* Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from mouth* Go and see him. That should pick you up." *pulls out gun* "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing* Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am *HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK* *presses a coconut pie into your face* *HONK* *HONK*
