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>Hey, kids, I'm going out tonight and I want you to have a chance to prove how grown up you all are.
>I love you and I really want this to work out for you, so I'm going to leave you some very specific instructions on how to be safe.
>First, do not turn on the oven.
>Second, do not set the oven to 500 degrees.
>Third, do not climb into the oven.
>Fourth, do not close the door behind you.
>That's it. That's all you have to do, the house is otherwise all yours. I'll be back in a few minutes, don't do anything dumb while I'm gone. You've got this!
OH NO I'M BURNING DADDY NO WHY DADDY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME IF YOU LOVE ME DADDY I DON'T UNDERSTAND I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE DADDY IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU PUNISH PEOPLE WHO DISOBEY YOU WHY DADDY WHY
